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why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
ur 14
mom go away wtf im tryin to be cool
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and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years
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“If you’re telling me to play that type of character, I certainly can.”
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—if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
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