i’m in my room with the window open listening to my white dad neighbor and his white dad friend talk about grills and patios
I’m going to close my eyes and pretend i’m on an episode of home improvement and tim allen is my dad
they’re listening to elvis and one dad yelled “hey Steve how do you like your steak?” and Steve yelled “medium rare like it should be!” and all the dads laughed heartily
this is a code and I will break it.
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died