baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via g-iggle)

  • me:

    are there any spirits listening

  • ouija:

    yes are you alone

  • me:

    yes

  • ouija:

    haha nice whats up :P

  • me:

    trying to contact my dead grandmother

  • ouija:

    cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

(Source: aimingtobeaimee, via thelifeofroselpie)

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

(via woman-on-a-wir3)

wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

(via gaikudo)

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